Be Classy and Lovely

stillslydgn:

you got something on your butt

my eyes 

(via pizzasalad)

"I want to die but just thinking that no one will care scares me the most."
totheinternetandbeyond:


wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
collapsed:

woahhhh

slydigger:

u don’t wanna date me… *chuckles* *slides $20 across the table* how about now

(via dyeinyurarms)

when a hot guy is wearing sweatpants and you can see his dick outline

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(Source: harrygetbent, via brielleelisa)